A Special Word To Concert-Goers

by Al Byrne in Feature
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Imagine the pretty lady on the stage is me making this announcement, and the multitudes of grovelling proles are you.

In an unanticipated one-off ZME Special, I am now going to present an important instruction for anyone considering attending a concert within the next fourteen decades. Consider this both vital, and extra vital.

INSTRUCTION: Put away your iPhones. You tedious, aggravating, moment-molesting, dimwitted, irredeemable, intolerable, cackhanded idiots.

By Al Byrne

Al Byrne is a grumpy young thing, and feels precisely three times as old as he really is. In his spare time, he writes here: The Ridiculous Human, and thinks of new and interesting ways to mock people. Many of these thoughts emerge on his Twitter.

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